Personal Projects

Project Sausage Drone Stage 1

I am building an airborne drone capable of delivering a sausage at 100mph. Stage 1 of the project is to...

19 Amazing Facts About Bells That Will SHOCK You!

Number 7 will make you cry. Get the song Submarine by 7 Seconds Of Love from iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/dan…

Turing’s Nocturnal Beef Trumpet – Egremont Russet’s History Of Fruit

Turing’s Nocturnal Beef Trumpet is a genuine wonder of fruit. Egremont Russet tells us all about it. This is what...

Johansen’s Despair – Egremont Russet’s Fruit Histories

Egremont Russet tells us about Johansen’s Despair – a wonderful variety of apple with which most people are today unfamiliar....

Wilson’s Horse Explodes Badly – Egremont Russet’s Fruit Histories

Egremont Russet tells us about one of the great apple varieties that we no longer see in the shops- Wilson’s...

Finger Thingdicator

I can indicate things with my Finger Thingdicator!

Lion Toaster

This is Lion Toaster. It is a cautionary tale about a cat who bought a Lion brand toaster, believing the...

Christmas Manatee

When Christmas Manatee comes along, remember the words to this important song. Get the song from iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/the-… Get your...

Screaming Flailing Machine

Screaming Flailing Machine by Tygorz. Behold the terrible majesty of the Screaming Flailing Machine! This is our greatest triumph! This...

When I Had a Cold

Available on iTunes now! http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/the-… Get your amazing sneezing kitten tshirt here! http://www.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood… From the album The Ham Machine