Friday, March 28, 2008
Feel The Burn by Kitten Crew featuring Errol
Feel The Burn by Kitten Crew featuring Errol. The greatest dance anthem ever created.
This is full-on dance mayhem was based on this commercial for Crusha which I just made, with kittens working out in the gym
Hooray! Hooray for kittens working out! FEEL THE BURN!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
3/28/2008 01:31:00 PM
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Cake!
Cake! Hooray! We've made the happiest, loveliest thing in the world ever! It's a little kitten singing about how much he loves cake and it's the best thing in the whole world and you'll LOVE it!
In other news, Prince Harry is our hero. Here's a song and video about his battle with the Taliban
Also, here's a little clip of Sophie rocking out to Tygörz
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/27/2008 03:55:00 PM
Friday, February 08, 2008
Obey The Kitten! Songs With JibJab!
Obey The Kitten! If you ignore his advice you will be making a terrible mistake.
Me and Voom have done a bunch of songs with the lovely guys from JibJab, using amazing technology that lets you put your own head in the video, along with our kittens! Have a look! They are absolutely spiffy!
Happy Birthday
Thank You
Sorry
Let's Have Sex
Congratulations!
Thinking Of You
Happy Valentine's Day
Also, here's MORE incredibly useful life guidance service sites courtesy of the Centurion Hypno Kitten:
Get some friends around, crack open a beer, and OBEY THE KITTEN
Should I Drink Beer?
Unsure of whether or not to have a wank? Let the Centurion Hypno-Kitten make that decision for you (remember you MUST obey his commands):
Should I Wank?
Should I Breathe?
Should I Shit?
Should I Piss?
Also, it's Valentine's Day coming up soon, so we've got some FANTASTIC Valentine's gifts in the Rathergood Shop - Have a look! They are the best gifts you could ever possibly give ever ever.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/08/2008 12:47:00 PM
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Rathergood Toys Song! Rather Good Songs Album! Tygörz EP released!
I've made a song about our Rathergood Toys! It's the most cerebral, intelligent, thoughtful and subtle ad you will ever see! Have a look!
Hooray! The Rathergood.com album, imaginatively titled Rather Good Songs, is out on itunes! This is a link to it! It's 28 tracks of joyful glee! Hooray again!
If you don't use itunes, you can get it on a bunch of other online music places - here's a link to Rather Good Songs on emusic, for example.
The Tygörz EP, Supercool Winkytool, is now up on itunes! YEAH! It has the 3 best rock tracks ever made in history on it - Supercool Winkytool, Screaming Flailing Machine and Scheissefest. YEAH!
Rathergood.com, 7 Seconds Of Love and Tygörz all now have last.fm pages and iLike artist pages on Facebook, so you can play the music and stick it on your profile and send it to your friends and all that malarkey - have a look:
Last.fm:
Rathergood.com
7 Seconds Of Love
Tygörz
iLike (Facebook):
Rathergood.com
7 Seconds Of Love
Tygörz
Joel's personal Facebook page
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
12/19/2007 01:17:00 PM
Friday, November 09, 2007
Donkey Song!
Woohoo! It's the Queen and Prince Philip singing a song about a donkey! This is very rude and contains naughty language! And a donkey!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
11/09/2007 01:08:00 PM
Friday, November 02, 2007
Danger Of Death!
Danger Of Death is the new song and video from 7 Seconds Of Love! It's got sumo and a bag and a pig and beer and everything! Woohoo!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
11/02/2007 03:04:00 PM
Friday, September 28, 2007
Hover Bacon! Rude Queen!
Hover Bacon! Woohoo! Isn't it WONDERFUL!
Also, me and Voom have done some very rude things with the Queen in them. They are very rude.
Corgis
Brown Tap
Safari
Problem
Putin
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/28/2007 03:47:00 PM
Friday, August 10, 2007
Love Me Like You Used To
Love Me Like You Used To is the greatest love song ever created in the history of mankind. It also has the best video ever made by humans. You will be amazed at how incredibly good this is. AMAZED I TELL YOU!
The song is available on itunes, here. You should totally buy it because we'd like to be number 1 in the charts as that would be cool.
We've also got a new recording of ninja out, available on itunes from the same link - it's faster and bouncier and generally much better than the old version. It's replaced the old version on the vid too - have a look.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
8/10/2007 01:08:00 PM
Friday, July 13, 2007
Beer Beer Beer!
Hooray! I made this fantastic video with Rob Manuel from b3ta, celebrating the wonders of glorious beer! He did the song with Daniele Davoli, who is best known for "Ride On Time" by Black Box, though this is obviously a far superior piece.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
7/13/2007 03:42:00 PM
Friday, July 06, 2007
Pork Fight!
Hooray! Pork fight! PORK FIGHT! YEAH!
Also, here's a lovely little ditty from me and Al, regarding what he has done to my ham. It is entitled "What Have You Done To My Ham?"
Also, we've got an amazingly fabtastic range of rathergood babywear! woohoo!
Here's our own little Mr Honk modelling his little flying guitar puppy tshirt - isn't he COOL!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
7/06/2007 06:15:00 PM
Friday, April 27, 2007
Tygörz - Supercool Winkytool
Ja! Ja! Das ist gut! Wanken die Winky!
Supercool Winkytool is the debut single from Tygörz. It defines the Hard Rocken genre. It is the single hardest, the single rockest, the single best piece of music ever created by mankind.
Also, you can hear a couple more incredibly powerful Tygörz tracks on myspace, here.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
4/27/2007 11:54:00 AM
Friday, April 06, 2007
The Ballad of Peniston and an IED (Improvised Exploding Duck)
The Ballad of Peniston - a masterpiece of musical historical story-telling in the epic tradition to rival Beowulf, it brings to life the glorious tale of the rise and fall of a small and little-known town in the North of England, whose amazing history has been largely forgotten by its modern-day inhabitants.
Also, we've been testing an IED - an Improvised Explosive Duck. It was a catastrophic failure - but at least we videoed it.
Also - WOOHOO! Twister is available on itunes! Download it now!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
4/06/2007 11:59:00 AM
Friday, March 30, 2007
What's The Beef?
Hooray! Here's episode 1 of our groundbreaking cookery show What's The Beef?
Also, here is my improved version of the trailer for 300 - 300 Angry Kittens.
Also, here is a video flyer for our gig at Cargo on May 8th - woohoo!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
3/30/2007 04:58:00 PM
Friday, February 09, 2007
Twister
Hooray! It's our new song, Twister, and it's the happiest thingy in the world ever!
Hooray!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/09/2007 04:03:00 PM
Friday, February 02, 2007
The Jelly Song!
The Jelly Song! Yeah! As sung by a cretinous owl! The owl is an imbecile! Yeah! He likes jelly though, and that's all that's really important I guess.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
2/02/2007 11:29:00 AM
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Christmas Celebrity Maelstrom!
Oh my God! We've got THE HOFF! And Ollie Gervais, Ricky's cat! And a bunch more wonderful celebrities too!
They've joined us to star in our festive kitteny musical extravaganza, Tommy's 12 Days of Christmas...
Watch the video, and buy the MP3. Proceeds from sales of the mp3 will go to Tommy's, the baby charity, helping save tiny lives.
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
12/07/2006 11:41:00 PM
Friday, October 27, 2006
Blode 7 - Blode and the Moon Meat Mine
Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! It's a new Blode! Blode and the Moon Meat mine is an epic, a musical extravagazna, described by Tomsk from Kittenwar as "Like a demented Lord of the Rings, on the moon, with crabs."
You'll love it.
And look! We've got toys! SOFT TOYS! YAY! The rathergood plushies have arrived and are available from the shop, and they TOTALLY ROCK! We've got a Viking Kitten, a Ninja Kitten, a Spongmonkey and a Blode, and as you can see they exude sheer joy in an almost visible golden aura. Yay again!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/27/2006 10:05:00 AM
Friday, October 06, 2006
Can I Have A Go?
This wonderful archive footage of Horsemonden Archibald Cuntiblast's infamous and disastrous 1874 performance for Queen Victoria has come into our possession.
Also, we've got a fantastic new shop! It's got loads and loads of new stuff in it, and you can customise it with your own messages and everything!
Have you ever wanted to see the pearly white bum of a British Ska Super-Hero? Well, your wish is our command. Here's a video flyer for the band. Rah!
We've got a few live gigs coming up - they're going to be FANTASTIC as always, so why not come along? Gig dates here as always.
In other news, here is Mousie. Mousie is the littlest ninja. Mousie is gonna flip out like a ninja, 'coz that's what ninjas do. Go Mousie!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
10/06/2006 11:45:00 AM
Friday, September 15, 2006
Look At My Helmet!
Take a look at my helmet! YEAH! A song by me and Mighty Mighty Veitch Man. RAH!
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
9/15/2006 02:38:00 PM
Friday, August 18, 2006
Insects and Jimmy Savile
I made this FANTASTIC video for the BRILLIANT song "Insects" by the KICKASS punk supergroup Osaka Popstar!
Also, here is an offensive Jimmy Savile video thingy I did with Rob Manuel from b3ta to a song by Braaayks Unskippable
posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel)
8/18/2006 03:43:00 PM
