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    Friday, October 10, 2008

    Sex Factor



    I've been cavorting for the benefit of the judges on the Sex Factor. It's HOT. Real HOT


    Here is Darth Vader talking to Princess Leia. Sinister. Deeply sinister.

    Also, here is Tarzan denying he has any monkeys

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 10/10/2008 01:46:00 PM

     

    Thursday, September 25, 2008

    Screaming Flailing Machine!



    Behold the terrible majesty of the Screaming Flailing Machine!

    This is our greatest triumph! This is our Masterwork! This is our gift to humanity.

    Seriously, this is without a doubt the best thing of any kind ever created in the history of humanity by anyone ever. It is TOTALLY FREAKIN' ROCK AND ROLL! HOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/25/2008 12:33:00 PM

     

    Friday, September 19, 2008

    Cocktopede!



    Allow me to introduce the Cocktopede. He is a happy chap, bopping along singing his song. He doesn't move very fast, for reasons which will become obvious when you watch his little song.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/19/2008 12:50:00 PM

     

    Wednesday, September 17, 2008

    Prairie Dog, Smallest Man, Longest Legs



    A Prairie Dog watches the World's smallest man with the woman with the world's longest legs. Crikey.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/17/2008 05:37:00 PM

     

    Tuesday, September 16, 2008

    John McCain's Face



    We're still filming Senator John McCain's high-level discussions with Queen Elizabeth II of England. This is footage of their talks over what happened to his face.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/16/2008 12:19:00 PM

     

    Friday, September 05, 2008

    My Car!



    My Car is a happy song about going for a drive, that takes a bit of a turn when we find out the reason for the journey......


    I honestly think this is one of the best things we've done. It's fantastic! Give it a watch!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/05/2008 11:15:00 AM

     

    Friday, August 29, 2008

    Fear Mzungu!



    Tremble at the horror that is the fearsome MZUNGU! FEAR HIM! FEAR HIM! Mzungu will revel in your evisceration!




    One More (Or Ten) - a delightful video featuring a little me dude on a rollercoaster

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 8/29/2008 01:39:00 PM

     

    Friday, August 15, 2008

    ALBUM! ALBUM! HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



    Woohoo! MASSIVE NEWS! Our debut album, "Danger Is Dangerous" is FINALLY up on Amazon! Woohoo! We know you have been wating for literally years for this moment. Believe me, so have we. But it was worth the wait! It's FANTASTIC! Get it here, NOW!

    The album was produced by Ska Legend Gaz Mayall, who is wonderful and brilliant, and crafted our performances into the mayhem-inducing glory of perfection this album represents. It is definitely, and without any shadow of a doubt, the most important album release of this millenium to date. It will go down in history. In 50 years, you will remember where you were when you first heard this news. Hoooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!




    In other news, we've made a game for you. Inspired by Katy Perry's summer smash "I Kissed A Girl" we've knocked out this love-drenched extravaganza, snappily entitled Katy Perry's Astro Girl Kiss Game featuring Lindsay Lohan

    Good eh? Woohoo!




    Also, we've been keeping an eye on the US presidential race, and so we thought we'd get the Queen to ask Senator John McCain about his plans for what he'll do if he is elected President of the United States of America.

    Very enlightening, I'm sure you'll agree.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 8/15/2008 11:04:00 AM

     

    Friday, July 18, 2008

    Why Gooses Fly!



    Why Gooses Fly! A truly moving, deep, touching song. Also it is very informative. Brought to you using a combination of SCIENCE and FACT, glued together by the wonderful magic of SONG.


    Also, I just had to film little Zak Veitch doing his version of "I'm A Little Teapot". He loves that song, but as you can see he has his very own way of singing it. It's a huge improvement on the original, I'm sure you'll agree.

    Finally, we thought we'd have a look at what Senator John McCain does when he is not in front of the cameras. We found him talking to the Queen about a new business opportunity - it seems he's invented a new kind of phone. Warning - this is very rude and contains naughty words. Not for kids.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 7/18/2008 11:54:00 AM

     

    Friday, July 04, 2008

    Princess Twinkly!



    Hooray! This is Princess Twinkly! The loveliest, happiest thing of any kind ever made ever ever ever! Watch it and bask in the joy, happiness and warmth of Princess Twinkly and her bunny rescuing exploits!


    Also, we have got a load of festival gear for you to buy! Check it out! You NEED a flag with Spongmonkeys on it. You NEED it!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 7/04/2008 12:19:00 PM

     

    Friday, March 28, 2008

    Crusha (Feel The Burn) by Kitten Crew featuring Errol single released



    Crusha (Feel The Burn) by Kitten Crew featuring Errol. The greatest dance anthem ever created.


    It is now available as a single! Get it from itunes here

    This is full-on dance mayhem was based on this commercial for Crusha which I just made, with kittens working out in the gym

    Hooray! Hooray for kittens working out! FEEL THE BURN!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 3/28/2008 01:31:00 PM

     

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    Cake!



    Cake! Hooray! We've made the happiest, loveliest thing in the world ever! It's a little kitten singing about how much he loves cake and it's the best thing in the whole world and you'll LOVE it!


    In other news, Prince Harry is our hero. Here's a song and video about his battle with the Taliban

    Also, here's a little clip of Sophie rocking out to Tygörz

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 2/27/2008 03:55:00 PM

     

    Friday, February 08, 2008

    Obey The Kitten! Songs With JibJab!



    Obey The Kitten! If you ignore his advice you will be making a terrible mistake.


    Me and Voom have done a bunch of songs with the lovely guys from JibJab, using amazing technology that lets you put your own head in the video, along with our kittens! Have a look! They are absolutely spiffy!

    Happy Birthday

    Thank You

    Sorry

    Let's Have Sex

    Congratulations!

    Thinking Of You

    Happy Valentine's Day

    Also, here's MORE incredibly useful life guidance service sites courtesy of the Centurion Hypno Kitten:

    Get some friends around, crack open a beer, and OBEY THE KITTEN

    Should I Drink Beer?

    Unsure of whether or not to have a wank? Let the Centurion Hypno-Kitten make that decision for you (remember you MUST obey his commands):

    Should I Wank?

    Should I Breathe?

    Should I Shit?

    Should I Piss?

    Also, it's Valentine's Day coming up soon, so we've got some FANTASTIC Valentine's gifts in the Rathergood Shop - Have a look! They are the best gifts you could ever possibly give ever ever.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 2/08/2008 12:47:00 PM

     

    Wednesday, December 19, 2007

    Rathergood Toys Song! Rather Good Songs Album! Tygörz EP released!



    I've made a song about our Rathergood Toys! It's the most cerebral, intelligent, thoughtful and subtle ad you will ever see! Have a look!




    Hooray! The Rathergood.com album, imaginatively titled Rather Good Songs, is out on itunes! This is a link to it! It's 28 tracks of joyful glee! Hooray again!


    If you don't use itunes, you can get it on a bunch of other online music places - here's a link to Rather Good Songs on emusic, for example.



    The Tygörz EP, Supercool Winkytool, is now up on itunes! YEAH! It has the 3 best rock tracks ever made in history on it - Supercool Winkytool, Screaming Flailing Machine and Scheissefest. YEAH!


    Rathergood.com, 7 Seconds Of Love and Tygörz all now have last.fm pages and iLike artist pages on Facebook, so you can play the music and stick it on your profile and send it to your friends and all that malarkey - have a look:

    Last.fm:
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    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 12/19/2007 01:17:00 PM

     

    Friday, November 09, 2007

    Donkey Song!



    Woohoo! It's the Queen and Prince Philip singing a song about a donkey! This is very rude and contains naughty language! And a donkey!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 11/09/2007 01:08:00 PM

     

    Friday, November 02, 2007

    Danger Of Death!



    Danger Of Death is the new song and video from 7 Seconds Of Love! It's got sumo and a bag and a pig and beer and everything! Woohoo!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 11/02/2007 03:04:00 PM

     

    Friday, September 28, 2007

    Hover Bacon! Rude Queen!



    Hover Bacon! Woohoo! Isn't it WONDERFUL!


    Also, me and Voom have done some very rude things with the Queen in them. They are very rude.


    Brown Tap



    Problem

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 9/28/2007 03:47:00 PM

     

    Friday, August 10, 2007

    Love Me Like You Used To



    Love Me Like You Used To is the greatest love song ever created in the history of mankind. It also has the best video ever made by humans. You will be amazed at how incredibly good this is. AMAZED I TELL YOU!


    The song is available on itunes, here. You should totally buy it because we'd like to be number 1 in the charts as that would be cool.

    We've also got a new recording of ninja out, available on itunes from the same link - it's faster and bouncier and generally much better than the old version. It's replaced the old version on the vid too - have a look.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 8/10/2007 01:08:00 PM

     

    Friday, July 13, 2007

    Beer Beer Beer!



    Hooray! I made this fantastic video with Rob Manuel from b3ta, celebrating the wonders of glorious beer! He did the song with Daniele Davoli, who is best known for "Ride On Time" by Black Box, though this is obviously a far superior piece.

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 7/13/2007 03:42:00 PM

     

    Friday, July 06, 2007

    Pork Fight!



    Hooray! Pork fight! PORK FIGHT! YEAH!


    Also, here's a lovely little ditty from me and Al, regarding what he has done to my ham. It is entitled "What Have You Done To My Ham?"

    Also, we've got an amazingly fabtastic range of rathergood babywear! woohoo!

    Here's our own little Mr Honk modelling his little flying guitar puppy tshirt - isn't he COOL!

    posted by Stallion Explosion (aka Joel) 7/06/2007 06:15:00 PM

     

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