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Madonna Loves Bill Oddie

A classic rathergood misheard lyric. You can get the song here http://amzn.to/2k411c6

Destiny’s Child sing about Alf Garnett

Destiny’s Child really do love Alf Garnett you  know. You can get the song here: http://amzn.to/2jTXZHe

George Michael sings Fat Slug

It’s a misheard lyric from the song “Fast Love” of course. Classic rathergood misheard lyric silliness. You can get the...

The Truth About Large Buildings. 1: The Gherkin, London.

The Truth About Large Buildings. 1: The Gherkin, London.

This little guy chased me for miles and miles

This little guy chased me for miles and miles

Boilhimian Crabsody

I ate a crab, and it seemed appropriate to celebrate the event in song, in the style of classic rockers...

Owl Club

Some time ago I went for a walk in the country with my dear friend Professor Elemental. However, as the...

Sentient Bathroom

When you’re not there, your bathroom comes alive!

Majestic Gulls Of The Alphabet

Here is a very informative song about the Majestic Gulls Of The Alphabet

Dinosaurs: Terrible Lizards

The name ‘Dinosaur’ literally translates as ‘Terrible Lizard’. In our world, they really are terrible. In fact they are absolutely...