What are the best fish? Find out here! Are you a fan of dace, haddock or cod? Find out if your fave is in the official chart!

Are you a plaice fanatic? Do you think John Dory smashes the other fish with its sheer awesomeness? Do you feel like Dover Sole is the pinnacle of subaquatic amaze? Have you got a problem with Monkfish? Is Tuna right up your alley?

Get together with your friends and put a bet on who supports the official best fish! Dress up in a costume, reflecting the type of fish you choose to champion. If the wrong fish turns out to be the winner, then bludgeon your enemy into submission! It’s a fun parlour game for all the family, and invite some guests you have never met before so you can all bond over your mutual competition regarding the better or worse type of fish that you like and stuff!

YEAH!

The results of this scientific enquiry are final and binding. The order of merit we apply to the top 10 fish is legally watertight, and if you disagree, you are wrong.

In addition to the top 10 actual fish, in this episode we also discuss the Brazilian Winky Fish, Dracula, swedes and snakes.

Here are the fish we talk about and the timeciodes in case you want to check out a specific awesome fish:

09:25 – Sand Tiger Shark

13:59 – Tassled Wobbegong

16:10 – Red Lipped Batfish

22:52 – Stone Fish

30:57 – White Margin Stargazer

39:33 – Flying Fish

43:32 – Barrel Eye Fish

46:10 – Giant Oarfish

48:59 – Koi Carp

50:45 – Sunfish

51:28 – Hairy Frogfish

51:48 – Blobfish

52:14 – Gulper Eels – those eels with a hinged mouth that makes up a third of their body length

52:33 – Handfish

52:55 – Male Anglerfish Whoop whoop! FISH! YEAH!