Dinosaur Hunt!

Shark Mayhem!

Squirrel Shoot

Roadkill Fun!

Advanced Roadkill!

Roadkill Memories

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It's All Fun Till Someone Loses An Eye, It's All Fun Till Someone Falls Off A Cliff

Child's Play, Good

Does It Hurt Yet? Shit, Can You Put This Out For Me Please?

Shark Mayhem!

This photo was taken on 12th August 1999 on the Great Barrier Reef, Australia, and documents the one and only time in history that an angler has caught a shark that looked exactly like himself, only in a crash hat. As you can see, I was most pleased with the catch, and had him for my tea. The shark was less amused, and was in fact down right obnoxious until he died, insulting my family and claiming that his mates would eat me in the bath.

This shark had been caught countless times before (he was not very bright) but the combination of the crash hat, making him very hard to batter unconscious, and his constant stream of verbal abuse, meant that he had always previously been thrown back.