Dinosaur Hunt!

Shark Mayhem!

Squirrel Shoot

Roadkill Fun!

Advanced Roadkill!

Roadkill Memories

More Roadkill Memories

It's All Fun Till Someone Loses An Eye, It's All Fun Till Someone Falls Off A Cliff

Child's Play, Good

Does It Hurt Yet? Shit, Can You Put This Out For Me Please?

Does It Hurt Yet?

Does It Hurt Yet? is a game for 2 players of any age.

Player 1 takes any sharp object (a knife will be fine) and pushes it with increasing force into any part of Player 2, asking repeatedly "Does it hurt yet?" Player 2 must respond "no" at each question, and must not flinch or moan in agony.

The object of the game is to pretend it does not hurt until the other player exhausts himself.

Shit

Shit is a game for 2 or more players.

You will need some rotting citrus fruit and a heavy bat (an empty Galliano bottle is ideal).

The bowler throws the rotting fruit as hard as possible at the batter, who tries to hit the fruit back at the bowler.

The object of the game is to not get hit by rotting citrus fruit.

Can You Put This Out For Me Please?

Can You Put This Out For Me Please is a game for 2 or more players.

You will need a large supply of cigarettes.

The players smoke heavily, and attempt to get other people to put out their cigarettes.

The loser is the first person to put out their own cigarette.