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It's All Fun Till Someone Loses An Eye, It's All Fun Till Someone Falls Off A Cliff

Child's Play, Good

Does It Hurt Yet? Shit, Can You Put This Out For Me Please?

Wa-heey! Everybody loves games! Here are some suggestions to help you while away those boring afternoons in a constructive manner:

It's All Fun Till Someone Loses An Eye

This is a game for any number of players of any age.

You will need one kitchen blender, a number of small dense objects such as coins, some sellotape and a light switch.

The small dense objects are taped to the revolving base of the blender, with the food container removed. All the players then stand around the blender, with their eyes open, and scream "I am not afraid of you" at the appliance. Then, simultaneuosly, the light should be turned off and the blender turned on, sending the objects flying around the room at great velocity at head height.

The object of the game is to not lose an eye.

It's All Fun Till Someone Falls Off A Cliff

It's All Fun Till Someone Falls Off A Cliff is a game for any number of players of any age.

You will need two adjacent cliffs, and some stones.The players stand on the edges of their respective cliffs and throw stones at each other.

The objective of the game is to not fall off a cliff.