I have dedicated much of my life to the pursual of the poetic muse. I here submit to the general populace a small selection of my finer writings.
An Ode to the Fisherman's Craft
I caught a little fishy and a bigger fishy too,
So I took both of my fishies, and I made a fishy stew,
Then I ate my little fishies and I went off to the loo,
And I shat out both my fishies in a fishy piece of poo.
I like a little fishy, yes I like it quite a lot,
When I eat a little fishy I shit fishy out my bot,
Yes I like a little fishy fishies can be lots of fun,
When I eat a little fishy I shit fishy out my bum,
I so like a little fishy yes I like it quite a bit,
When I eat a little fishy I shit out a fishy shit,
I love to eat a little fishy it's a little bit of class,
When I eat a little fishy,
I shit the bastard out me arse.