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New Foods Breakthrough, Survival Food

Levitation

Clothing Breakthrough, Hat Magic

Trainer Liberator, Pet Innovation

Aircrew Safety Revolution

Meaty Memory Enhancement Breakthrough

Pharmacy Now, Beef, Abilities, grub

Road Rage No More, Dead / Wash Breakthrough, Security Issues Addressed

Pet Revolution, Odours Beaten, Fight Food, Turtles

 

New Food Breakthrough

I have developed a breakthrough new foodstuff.

I have a large collection of bee-hives, in which live 57 varieties of bee. I have noticed that while they produce a large amount of saleable honey and wax, there is a total wastage of the bees themselves.

In order to improve the efficiency and profitability of my hive, I am now launching Baked Bees. They will be baked in tomato sauce (all 57varities), canned, and sold under the brand-name Heivz.

I am going to use the advertising hookline "Bees meanz Heivz"

Rush out and buy them now.

Survival Foods Breakthrough!!!

In my continuing struggle to provide new food product breakthroughs, I have most recently addressed the plight of the adventurer / lost traveller who finds himself stranded in the wilderness.

What are the two most important considerations for someone lost alone in the desert or the jungle? The answer is obvious- sustenance and navigational equipment to find a way out.

Currently, the traveller in this situation has to carry two cumbersome items- firstly the food, and then in addition to this a compass.

NO MORE!!!!I have developed MAGNETIC CHEESE.

Magnetic cheese provides all the nutritional value of ordinary cheese, yet when dangled from a string WILL ALWAYS POINT NORTH!!!

This will inevitably revolutionise adventurage.

 

 

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