New Food Breakthrough
I have developed a breakthrough new foodstuff.
I have a large collection of bee-hives, in which live 57 varieties of bee. I have noticed that while they produce a large amount of saleable honey and wax, there is a total wastage of the bees themselves.
In order to improve the efficiency and profitability of my hive, I am now launching Baked Bees. They will be baked in tomato sauce (all 57varities), canned, and sold under the brand-name Heivz.
I am going to use the advertising hookline "Bees meanz Heivz"
Rush out and buy them now.
Survival Foods Breakthrough!!!
In my continuing struggle to provide new food product breakthroughs, I have most recently addressed the plight of the adventurer / lost traveller who finds himself stranded in the wilderness.
What are the two most important considerations for someone lost alone in the desert or the jungle? The answer is obvious- sustenance and navigational equipment to find a way out.
Currently, the traveller in this situation has to carry two cumbersome items- firstly the food, and then in addition to this a compass.
NO MORE!!!!I have developed MAGNETIC CHEESE.
Magnetic cheese provides all the nutritional value of ordinary cheese, yet when dangled from a string WILL ALWAYS POINT NORTH!!!
This will inevitably revolutionise adventurage.