Mark Llama, Gerbil Farmer
My Pussy Is Haunted
While watching Newsnight the other day I was shocked and amazed to see Emily Maitlis saying to Mark Thompson, the Director General of the BBC, "I'm now so old my pussy is haunted" - I felt history was being made, and so I remixed it into an urban dance anthem. Laydeeeeeeez and Gentlemen, I give you Rathergood vs Newsnight.
Lobster is the single most important factor in the rise of mankind and civilisation. Luckily and thanks to me there is now a film honouring Lobster. This is that.
I injected my knee with 120ccs of faeces
This chap injected his knee with 120ccs of his faeces. What a hero. The world would be a happier place if more people did this... err... or something. Actually no it probably wouldn't now I think about it.