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Hairy Nut Scratchings

I have invented a wonderful new recipe! Hairy Nut Scratchings! Here is a guide to making this marvellous convenient and nutritious meal!

First, get some top quality Pork Scratchings and some delicious nuts.

As you can see, the Pork Scratching is a hairy beast.

Add the Pork Scratchings and the nuts to the bowl!

Marvel at the Hairy Nut Scratchings! Desire them! They are a thing of terrible beauty!

They look so good!

Marvel at their hairy nutty glory! Hairy Nut Scratchings are truly the food of kings!