Newsletter 91Helloooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 91st EVER newsletter from rathergood!
We have got much joy for you today! We have the joy of pork for you! For we have Fun With Pork!
Isn't that wonderful! I hope you are full of porky joy! Also fear the Pork Monster! But not too much! For he is made of glorious Pork!
In other news, I've got another piece from Rather Good Videos to show you – this is 99 Problems, by Ice T, as performed by hardcore gangsta chinchillas!
Also, I took the best photo I have ever taken! Don't mess with mummy's little pugilist!
That's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I love you so hard I would punch myself over and over and over again in the groin for you! Over and over, punching myself and doing a dance! The “I am punching myself repeatedly in the groin” dance! I'd just keep on doing it for you! And I'd jump up and down and through the tears of agony I'd sing a song and the song would go “I love you I really really do, I love you lalalalalalalala” and I'd punch and punch myself and cry and sing and jump and cry and punch and cry and jump and sing and punch myself until you tell me you love me too.
You'd do that pretty quickly wouldn't you?
Because it would be a bit unpleasant if you took your time telling me you loved me too.
Yep, really unpleasant.
Anyway, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I LOVE YOU OH GOD YOU SMELL SO GOOD!
Mwah! Mwah! Superhugs!
Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Master Of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes